i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.
rub your stomach while you pat your head
tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert
- stay home