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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via dutchster)

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fuckyeahtattoos:

lion and galaxy done by Austin jones at painted temple in salt lake city Utah!
instagram @austinxjones
cl4yton:

Wonderful.

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

(via justtheladyinblack)

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abbeyisfuckingcrazy:

Zombie pin up bitch… ;P
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