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i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via tangiblenightmare)



young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(Source: brideofgodzilla, via tangiblenightmare)




Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(Source: farfrompaid, via tangiblenightmare)


sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.


tips for people who get butthurt when they get pushed at a concert

  • stay home 

(via brooke--elise)


Teen quotes

Done by Dan H. 
Toronto/Guelph Ontario Canada

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